The Awesomes - Amy Poehler is Jaclyn Stone (x)


Um I smoke some substances. I swear in front of churches sometimes. I screen my calls. I floss only occasionally. I kill small French children if they smile at me… little things like that.

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Amy Poehler attends the screening of ‘They Came Together’ | June 23, 2014

Amy Poehler attends the screening of ‘They Came Together’ | June 23, 2014

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Jason Mantzoukas, Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll attend the Screening of A24’s ‘Obvious Child’ after party at Wood & Vine on June 5, 2014 in Hollywood, California.

Jason Mantzoukas, Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll attend the Screening of A24’s ‘Obvious Child’ after party at Wood & Vine on June 5, 2014 in Hollywood, California.

All we want to do with this movie is just get one person to just come… to the movie.
Or you know what you do, you come… and then you go to the movie.


"Jon Hamm was hosting Saturday Night Live, his first time, and I was just getting to know him, and we were doing a sketch, a Mad Men sketch, I was dressed in an old-timey way, in a big dress, and I was huge. And I had, my plan was that I was gonna do the Jon Hamm show and I was due the next day. And it was an example of the beginning of what children do to you, which is they fuck up all your plans. So I remember saying to my doctor, Dr. G, ‘I’m gonna do the show and I’ll come in Sunday, and maybe we’ll do it Sunday/Monday.’
I did the sketch, I was shooting with Hamm on Friday, and I called my doctor ‘cause at the end there you kind of have to call in every day, and the receptionist was crying. I said, ‘What’s wrong?’ and she said, ‘Oh, he passed away last night.’
I was due the next day. So it’s my first kid, I’m in a Mad Men outfit, I turn to everybody and I hysterically start crying, and a really pregnant woman crying is terrifying. So, juicy tears just like squirting out of my eyes. And it was like the punch line to a joke, it’s like, my doctor just died and I’m due tomorrow. And Jon Hamm, who I am just getting to know, comes over and puts his hands on my shoulder and is like, ‘This is a really important show for me. I’m gonna need you to get your shit together.’ And I laughed so hard, I probably peed myself – I believe that going through crying to laughing adds like five years to your life." — Amy Poehler via Vulture (via itsjonhamm)


deystreetbooks:

We’re thrilled to finally reveal the cover and title of Amy Poehler’s forthcoming book - Yes Please is on sale 10/28/14.
Pre-order your copy now: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBookstore | Indiebound | Books-a-Million
Watch the cover reveal on Today!

deystreetbooks:

We’re thrilled to finally reveal the cover and title of Amy Poehler’s forthcoming book - Yes Please is on sale 10/28/14.

Pre-order your copy now: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBookstore | Indiebound | Books-a-Million

Watch the cover reveal on Today!

Amy’s college advice:

  • Don’t worry about what you wanna do, just follow what you’re excited about
  • Make sure that you keep in touch with your family and friends but honor the fact that you’re changing and growing and that you’re gonna meet new people and that’s okay.

  • Never be the last one at a party. Always leave on the early side and maybe even slip out and not say goodbye cause people think that’s cool and mysterious. [x]


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UCB-LA | Mantzoukas and… | 05.08.14We missed you last night at ‘Mantzoukas And…’ with Jason Mantzoukas and Amy Poehler.

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UCB-LA | Mantzoukas and… | 05.08.14

We missed you last night at ‘Mantzoukas And…’ with Jason Mantzoukas and Amy Poehler.

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 John Mulaney, Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers attend LOL With LLS: Jokes on You, Cancer! on May 6, 2014 at New World Stages in New York City.

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 John Mulaney, Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers attend LOL With LLS: Jokes on You, Cancer! on May 6, 2014 at New World Stages in New York City.

Comedian Amy Poehler attends 2014 American Comedy Awards at Hammerstein Ballroom on April 26, 2014 in New York City.


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