nick is delicate. like a flower. like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.
“I got Tina [Fey]’s email address and typed “Hey, it’s Jason Sudeiks. We’d met a couple of times,” and stuff like that, because of the Second City fraternity, I felt it was okay. I was merely asking, “Do I have to do stand up?” She’s like, “No, don’t feel like you have to have connections, or make it a piece. You could literally say here’s a character that does this, then do it, here’s a character that does this, then do it. Here’s an impression of blank, then do it.” […] So she sends me back that thing, ends it with “Have fun, see you when you get here, rock out with your cock out.” — Jason Sudeikis, on how he prepared for his SNL audition