johnmulaney: Found a cat on my front porch and decided to marry her!
amtendler: Literally cannot wait to be Mrs. Mulaney!! Also my sincere condolences to Leonardo DiCaprio, so sorry I’m off the market.
nicole. 18. minnesota.
big butt, bigger heart.
nick is delicate. like a flower. like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.