Do you know what your problem is? Contempt prior to investigation. You think you’re smarter than everybody and that is your dark little prison.
Celeste and Jesse Forever (2012)
You know what, Mike? One day you’re gonna wake up and you’re gonna find your lungs have turned to pastry.
Adam Scott, Sundance Film Festival London 2013
I know that you’re trying to make everything okay for me. You always have, our whole lives. And I love you so much for that, but you have to let me be scared. I wanna be able to come to you and just say “Adam, I’m really scared today” and I just want you to hear it and I don’t want you to tell me nothing positive or that everything’s going to be great, because, right now, I’m not sure that it’s going to be. And I just want to be able to feel scared. That’s just what I need from you right now.
Nobody can know about this, alright? Especially Kent. And why is that? Because he’s going to use it against me…
Amy Poehler attends the 2013 NBC Upfront Presentation Red Carpet Event on May 13, 2013 in New York City.
Comedy Bang Bang Episode 219: Farts and Procreation 3
2 years ago, a momentous recording occurred in the Earwolf studios. Now, all the participants have returned once more to recreate the magic. You asked for it and it’s finally happening, Adam Scott, Harris Wittels, and Chelsea Peretti are here for the Farts & Pro threequel! You won’t believe the amazing characs that they got for us this time around. Creak, slam, sit and be mesmerized by the Farts Crew!New!
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
Kristen Wiig - Saturday Night Live
