get to know me meme: [1/5] tv shows → broad city

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100% proven zodiac analyses 

  • aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
  • taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
  • gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
  • cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
  • leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
  • virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
  • libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
  • scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
  • sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
  • capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
  • aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
  • pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

"How do you make new friends?" Unqualified Advice with Jenny Slate [x]

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Parks and Recreation Alphabet → f
 ↳ friendship

"First in friendship."

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Another Meme I Won’t Finish: [10/15] Relationships » Rachel & Chandler
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I just wanted to say that I love you. And I’m gonna miss you.

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TAGS: #friends

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The first time I ever met Jason, he was dressed as a woman. It was in college, it was my freshman orientation and he was leading like the…camping trip with people you didn’t know…and he was wearing like a hot pink miniskirt and he had muttonchops that looked what you’d have in a Napoleon era. I thought he was like the coolest thing in the world, I really did.

And then he will tell you, I guess this is true, I then somewhat stalked him for a couple months. There was a girl on my floor…who became obsessed with him, and we’d be like ‘Oh my God, there he is in the library’. So he would be like doing his paper, and he’d look up and he’d just see my two eyes through the stacks, and I’d be flustered. Anyway, it was so weird and then I ended up on the same improv comedy group with him.

" — Jessica St. Clair on her first impression of Jason Mantzoukas (via lauryate)

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Paul Scheer, John Mulaney and Pete Holmes attend the FOX, 20th Century FOX Television, FX Networks and National Geographic Channel’s 2014 Emmy Award Nominee Celebration at Vibiana on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. 

John Mulaney and Chelsea Peretti in Backstage Creations Suites at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles. 

"Yes, we slept together." [X]

"Yes, we slept together." [X]

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she's a rainbow

nicole. 19. minnesota.

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