"Nobody can make me cry in public. I’ll punch them first before they make my mascara smear."
“Two of my favorite things? Um, hamburgers and Abbi.”
Favorite Films » What A Girl Wants (2003)“What it comes down to is that I love you, Daphne. I’m so sorry. I wouldn’t change you, I wouldn’t change anything about you, I wouldn’t change one hair on your head.” (…) “I love you, Dad. I love you.”
i would follow you into hell, brother…
i would take you on my shoulders and strap you up and id be like, lets go through hell…
Let me tell you something: your dad’s not able to see what I see.
#if you don’t get at least slightly misty at tom hanks’ delivery of ”for as long as we both shall live”#you should check your pulse because i’m pretty sure you’re dead inside#the way he say ”oh how i wish you would” is like pavlov ringing a bell for me#but instead of drooling it’s crying
"What can I say about Tina? I love you. You’re one of my favorite people in the world. We started together at the Weekend Update desk. We got famous together. We had great chemistry. We’re like Nichols and May. We’re like Sonny and Cher. We’re like Bono and the Edge." - Jimmy Fallon
Sorry, I was playing Kwazy Cupcakes. Kay, how you play you just line up three cupcakes with the same color frosting. Kaboom.
nicole. 18. minnesota.
big butt, bigger heart.
nick is delicate. like a flower. like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.